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Toddler Tantrum Survivor Gildan Tee

Toddler Tantrum Survivor Gildan Tee

Regular price $20.90 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.90 USD
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Congratulations, warrior—you’ve survived the screams, the flailing limbs, and the shoes thrown at your head. Wear this badge of honor with pride, because you earned it. This tee is for every mom who’s lived through a parking lot meltdown and still made it to Target.

Perfect for: anyone who's whispered “I’m not the drama” while holding a juice box hostage.
Fabric: Soft, durable cotton—built to outlast the next tantrum.
Fit: Unisex and forgiving (because let’s be honest, your toddler’s not the only one who needed a nap).
Vibe: Tired, tough, and too seasoned to be phased.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
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