Caffeine & Chaos Co.
If I’m the Problem, You Might Be the Reason.
Let’s not get it twisted—this tee speaks fluent boundaries and petty. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a thick, garment-dyed finish, it’s soft, breathable, and bold enough to call people out without saying a word (well, not out loud anyway). The relaxed unisex fit makes it a go-to for comfort, chaos, and calling it like it is.
100% ring-spun cotton
Comfy + weighty: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Unisex relaxed fit
7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders = extra strength
Double-stitched hems for long-lasting wear
Blank shirt sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
