Caffeine & Chaos Co.
Gentle Parenting Dropout Funny Mom Gildan Tee
Gentle Parenting Dropout Funny Mom Gildan Tee
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Let’s be honest—some mornings just hit different. Whether your kid asked for toast, then screamed because it was too toasty, or you just ran out of patience (and caffeine), this tee gets it. Featuring a raccoon with major "don’t talk to me before iced coffee" energy, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: “Gentle parenting? I tried… until 8:07 AM.”
Perfect for: moms who try hard, love harder, and sometimes scream in the closet.
Fabric: Soft cotton blend, like a warm hug (without the sticky kid fingers).
Fit: Unisex fit, size up for an oversized, chaotic-neutral look.
Vibe: Overstimulated, under-caffeinated, wildly relatable.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
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